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Oct 16, 2014
But if I can give fucking Breaking Wind the time of day, I guess I owe at least that much to the zombified remains of Anna Faris ‘ abandoned franchise.
Not exactly the case. Check out Spaceballs, Robin Hood: Man in Tights, Young Frankenstein and Dracula: Dead and Loving It. And in case you want something not by Mel Brooks, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist scary movie 5 film is simply histerical. Spoof movies aren’t bad as a whole, its just since the rise of Seltzer and Friedberg, they have been excruciating to sit through, following the same pattern as the last.
While I’d love to waste the next 350 words describing all the better things I could have spent my $8.50 on today and forget that I just saw a film try to work a penis joke into every single sentence, I doubt you’d have fun reading about that. Instead, I guess I can talk about how outdated half the spoofs were, going all the way back to such current releases as Black Swan, Inception, and Insidious, because no film is safe from Scary Movie‘s unmatched attacks of cinematic lampooning! Ha! Scary Movie 6 will no doubt include references to Citizen Kane, M, Jaws, One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, and many other classic cinematic gems the masses are just begging to see belittled with a fart or boner joke.
Then in rapid progression, the film mocks Black Swan and Sinister For some unknown reason, the writers also tossed in Rise of the Planet of the Apes jokes because monkey poop is just too strong of a temptation to resist crossing genres, and Honey Boo Boo gets some air time. For what it’s worth, some Evil Dead remake stuff gets shoved there too, which at least makes the movie semi-relevant instead of years behind the (wishful) satiric curve that these movies tend to follow. I suppose, for some, that much of the fun for this type of spoof movie would be found in spotting the send-ups, which are so blatant here that they don’t even qualify as allusions.
It would appear that Scary Movie alumni Anna Farris has moved onto greener pastures, so Ashley Tisdale of High School Musical fame has stepped in for our lead role. The plot (if you can call it a plot) revolves around Jody (Tisdale) and Dan (Simon Rex) mimicking the parental roles of the movie Mama and thwarting off an evil spirit that is stalking their new born son. From then on the narrative bumbles around between irrelevant tangents relating to Evil Dead, Black Swan, Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Inception.
Oct 16, 2014
Although it’s been five years since the last sequel, someone though the world needed Scary Movie online . To get people excited about the upcoming comedy, the first trailer has found its way online.
Opening April 12 in the US without screening for critics, Scary Movie 5 arrives seven years after the previous sequel. (Back in 2000, the original Scary Movie grossed $278m worldwide and remains the most commercially successful of the bunch.) But with another low-budget horror spoof, A Haunted House, doing solid business Stateside in January ($40m), the question remains whether comedy fans are craving any more films that mock the Paranormal Activity movies so soon.
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All in all Scary Movie 5 has proved that it’s time to give the franchise a rest and just kill it. It used to be funny,but I feel that now it is trying to bleed all its sources dry and it just does not work. Anna Farris made a smart move not coming back, although it wasn’t great for us, it sure as hell was the best thing for her. It is probably good that Scary Movie 5 came out because it can be used as a prime example of what not to do. If you enjoy this genre or even the franchise, by all means check it out for yourself, but if you are looking for a laugh, I think some actual scary movies would deliver more.
Just when i was beginning to think M. Night Shyamalan could direct a new hit movie After Earth comes out. The Sci-Fi movie is merely an advert where Will Smith tries to sell his son Jaden Smith to the World as a real star. Unfortunately for the trio (Shyamalan and the Smiths), this one has too many things wrong with it and ends up being unarguably the worst movie of the year for many movie lovers.
Oct 16, 2014
At the Hollywood premiere of Scary Movie 5” on Thursday, Lohan’s co-stars told CNN that the actress is back on the right track. Taking part as a character in the movie “Nightmare on the Elm Street” Freddy Krueger makes the movie horror classic.
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Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their newborn baby Aiden home from the hospital. But when the chaos expands into Jody’s job as a ballet dancer and Dan’s career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of certified experts and the aid of numerous cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it’s too late.
Artistic License – Geography : A sight gag involving Detroit before and after the alien attack in which the only difference is the presence of alien invaders, the city already being a violent hellhole even before the attack. Too bad the city they show is actually San Diego, not Detroit. Breast Expansion : During the Inception sequence in Scary Movie 5, Jody’s breasts get bigger at Dom’s command.
Very weak comedy movie! The worst of the Scary Movie franchise. The era of spoof and parody is dead. Let me start off by saying that I knew this film was going to be horrible from the start. I had read reviews and knew it was bad, but being so infatuated with film and theater, I actually wanted to see the movie to diagnose exactly what made it so horrible. Admittedly, there were some very rare parts of the movie that had a somewhat witty humor to it, but it was only once or twice, and weak at that.
Oct 16, 2014
Synopsis: A brilliant innovator in the field of Artificial Intelligence becomes the bridge in the gap between man and machine in this sci-fi thriller starring Johnny Depp. His entire career, Dr. Will Caster (Depp) has been working toward one goal – to create a machine possessing the entire spectrum of human emotions, and the collective intelligence of every person who has ever lived.
The irony of it all is that once the film finished, I was so frustrated with my experience that I purchased a ticket to watch Catain America-The Winter Soldier immediately after (I had not seen it before). Now, I hated the first Captain America, but this one was excellent…it was ten times more rewarding than Transcendence. Glad I made that decision. I plan to read Transhumanist Wager Next week….just found out about it a few days ago.
His latest movie, Transcendence is proving to be a box office bust on its opening weekend, after bringing in only $12 million by Saturday. This follows Depp’s flops The Lone Ranger, Dark Shadows, and The Rum Diaries. We agree on the bouncing back, not so much the over exposure because you can never have enough Johnny Depp! So, even though Transcendence is flopping around like a fish out of water, Mr. Depp will redeem himself in no time !
It’s a shame. On “The Podcasting Couch”, another movie podcast I listen to, one of the hosts said that 2014 would be the “make-or-break” year for Johnny Depp, and I think that he (or was it she?) is right. transcendence movie The reviews on RT aren’t promising, and it won’t be long before Depp returns for a fifth “Pirates” movie, as well as a sequel to “Alice in Wonderland”. He’s definitely at a career low right now.
I’d like to sum up that I hope no one walked out of the theatre thinking they were more intelligent. You aren’t allowed to walk away smarter from a movie that’s ostensibly about a person obliviously fucking themselves in the ass, turning around and blaming the first person they see for fucking their ass. That analogy is correct, by the way. And for the last part, I couldn’t understand who’s and which side Will’s wife was on , and that made me confused.